veryimportantneopian: naegajeiljalnaganigga: I wonder if my neopet is alive (via arlene13)

veryimportantneopian:

naegajeiljalnaganigga:

I wonder if my neopet is alive

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(via arlene13)

the-coma-kid:

metropoliskingdom:

uggified:

this video had me laughing so hard

She was born to do crappy infomercials
Here she is 10 years later


REBLOGGING FOR THE INFOMERCIAL
Me while reading: Noooo! My poor sweet babies! AUTHOR, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT YOUR CHARACTERS SO? Me while writing: This character has been orphaned, whipped, sentenced to death, thrown overboard by pirates, captured by enemy soldiers, near-fatally poisoned, put on trial for his life before an angry mob, tortured in front of his best friend, and thrown into prison again. Me while writing: ... Me while writing: Let's stab him.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

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royal-blue-15: heyjosh19: reverendmaynard: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin This is why this website scares me (Source: shalrath, via toolazytolive)

royal-blue-15:

heyjosh19:

reverendmaynard:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

This is why this website scares me

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(Source: shalrath, via toolazytolive)

niclc:

whaat-am-idoing:

northmccormick:

This one doesn’t even make sense….

lol the kid’s drink switches hands

look at how the dad like purposefully spills his drink
girl: what is your favourite part of a girl's body boy: her heart girl: awww i love you *boy is actually cannibal*