Me while reading: Noooo! My poor sweet babies! AUTHOR, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT YOUR CHARACTERS SO? Me while writing: This character has been orphaned, whipped, sentenced to death, thrown overboard by pirates, captured by enemy soldiers, near-fatally poisoned, put on trial for his life before an angry mob, tortured in front of his best friend, and thrown into prison again. Me while writing: ... Me while writing: Let's stab him.
girl: what is your favourite part of a girl's body boy: her heart girl: awww i love you *boy is actually cannibal*